Why Don't You Get A Job
The Offspring
(a cappella Key F) My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"
[F] She sits on her ass
He works his [Bb] hands to the bone
To give her [F] money every pay-[C]-day
But she [F] wants more dinero just [Bb] to stay at home
Well my [F] friend, you [C] gotta [F] say
Chorus:
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No [Bb] Way-ay-ay-[F]-ay
Now now, why don't [C] you get a [F] job?
Say no [F] way, say no way-ah, no [Bb] way-ay-ay-[F]-ay
Now now, why don't [C] you get a [F] job?
I guess all his money, well it [Bb] isn't enough
To [F] keep her bill collectors at [C] bay
I [F] guess all his money, well it [Bb] isn't enough
Cause that [F] girl's got [C] expensive [F] taste
Chorus
[Bb] Well I guess it ain't easy
Doing nothing at [F] alllllllll ohhhh yeahhhh [Bb]
But hey man free rides just don't
Come a-[G]-long every [C] day
(Tacit) Let me tell you about my other friend now
[F] My friend's got a boyfriend
Man she [Bb] hates that dick
She [F] tells me every [C] day
He [F] wants more dinero just to [Bb] stay at home
Well my [F] friend, you [C] gotta [F] say
Chorus
I won't give you no money,
I [Bb] always [F] pay
Now now, why don't [C] you get a [F] job
Say no [F] way, say no way-ah, no [Bb] way-ay-ay-[F]-ay
Now now why don't [C] you get a job? [F]
Hey that's something everyone can enjoy!
